oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says
“where do these go?”
and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”
and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried
and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”
(via sarcastic-snowflake)
instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say homiesexuals
(Source: degrassholes, via fake-mermaid)
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via fake-mermaid)
the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down
(via sarcastic-snowflake)
is ur name wifi because i’m feeling the connection
(Source: pradar, via sarcastic-snowflake)
